15 reasons why you should vote Goodluck Jonathan

As the 2015 elections draw near, it is important to identify 15 core reasons why the incumbent president should be re-elected into office. These laudable reasons are worthwhile ventures/projects Mr. Jonathan is proud of, as another electioneering process approaches. These reasons include:
1.TOTAL REMOVAL OF FUEL SUBSIDY:
Come July 2015, he will fully remove the fuel subsidy. Hence, the sufferings of Nigerians will significantly increase.
2.PURCHASE OF NEW JETS:
With public funds will he purchase tear-rubber, factory-fitted FalconX
flying jets worth 8million each.
1.OPERATION FEED THE PRESIDENT:
With N1billion, cassava bread will be his daily meal over
the course of a year. Thereby, ensuring that the number one citizen is well fed and well bred. This
Operation Feed The President (OFP) will be carried out side by side famine in the land.
1.THE FIRST LADY IS COMING, CLEAR THE ROAD:
While in office, Nigerian roads will be blocked, disabling Nigerians from heading to offices, markets et al because The First Lady (an individual who holds no executive position and not elected by the citizens) wants to ply the road.
1.# TakeMoreOfOurGirls:
More girls may go missing and the Presidency will as usual, fail to
rescue them.
1.SCRATCH MY BACK, I SCRATCH YOURS:
Since N21billion have been raised and donated by individuals in the society for Jonathan’s campaign,
these rational businessmen will look forward to the President fulfilling his side of the bargain by
awarding them with unmerited contracts and/or political appointments.
1.IF THEY DON’T RETURN HOME, KILL THEM:
Many more Nigerians living in diaspora will be
killed for offences they know virtually nothing about while the President and/or the ambassadors to
such lands wines and dines with the Heads of Government over jobs well executed.
1.PRIORITIES OVER PRIORITIES:
The President will either go for a campaign rally or go celebrate with
an ‘icon’ who adds a year as Nigerians are bombed into oblivion.
1.THEY WOULD COME OUT OF THEIR SHELLS:
More Bode Georges, Diepreye Alamaiseghas will be released from custody or given Presidential
Pardons and will be celebrated and paraded as role models for upcoming looters. Not only that, they
would be conferred with GCON, OFN, CFR judging by the amount of loot the looter was able to cart
with. The higher the loot, the higher the award, the lower the loot, the lower the award.
1.FEDERAL UNIVERSITY STUDENTS, YOU’RE AT RISK:
More Federal Universities stand the risk of having a name change. As changing UNILAG to
MAULAG was a more important priority than curbing insurgency. Uites, Awoites take note.
1.MORE CLAUSES WILL BE BIRTHED:
More nonsensical clauses such as ‘Stealing is not corruption’ will come from the Presidency. Thereby,
encouraging crimes such as pickpocketing, burglary in the Nigerian social space as the
Number 1 citizen had given a nod to Stealing.
1.YOU STAND A CHANCE OF BEING APPOINTED MINISTER:
It does not matter what your area of expertise is, you stand a chance of serving in the
government provided you are another potential Diezani, Labaran or Wike.
1.THE NAIRA WILL BE COMPETING WITH THE ZIMBABWEAN DOLLAR IN ROCK BOTTOM:
The N185 to an US Dollar will be a thing of the past as it would have doubled few months after he enters
office. Most likely, N370 per American dollar.
1.OPERATION KILL MORE STUDENTS: More students will be dragged out of their rooms in the
dead of the night to be shot in the open as the Presidency has been slow and unable to curb or
even curtail insurgency.
2.THE ASO ROCK ZOO IS THE NEW NIGERIA AND ITS ANIMALS, THE NEW NIGERIAN CITIZENS
Another N15million will be spent on horses for the Aso Rock Zoo, N14.5million would be expended on
more wild animals and another N800million to upgrade the Zoo. Welfare at its peak…Vote Wisely!
Ore Afolayan.
Director of Public Media,
Progressive Students of Nigeria.

Kisses from the hawkers

Its an intrinsic occurrence
A duty they perform
A trade they carry on
A job they do
A task they undertake
Setting out early in myrmidon manner
Toiling daily
Footling sheepishly but relentlessly
Traversing some sordid,sleazy nooks and crannies of town
Entertaining all manner of abuse or molestation, brow-beaten
Enduring most ruthless weather conditions
Generating only a few peanuts in the end.
Oh lord, come to their plight.

Voice behind the darkness

VOICE BEHIND THE DARKNESS
OUT OF HARDSHIP A LIFE WAS
BORN.GREW LIKE A VOLCANIC
ERUPTION.IT IS CERTAIN HIS PATH
IS BOUND TO SEE DISTRUCTION.
IF I AM MADE TO SIT ON A HOT
LAVA,HOW CAN YOU AND I
DIALOGUE
YOU GAVE ME A MENTAL
EXCITEMENT
AND CALL IT ENLIGHTMENT.
YOU TOOK AWAY MY RAGE AND
ASK ME
TO BE BRAVE.YOUR EDUCATION IS
PRINCIPAL.WHAT ABOUT MY
PRINCIPLE.
NOW I CAN READ AND WRITE.BUT I
HAVE
NO VOICE.I AM NO MORE A SLAVE
BUT A
DEPENDANT.THANKS FOR
DEMOCRATIC GIFT.
POLITICALLY I AM ABLE.ECONOMIC
WISE
I AM DISABLE.
TRADE BY BARTER.YOU GAVE ME A
RELIGION
INSTEAD I GAVE YOU MY
REGION.MY LAND,WATERS
CULTURE,FAMILIES AND MOST OF
ALL MY PRIDE.
NOW THAT I AM NAKED.YOU
CLOTH ME WITH
FRAGMENT OF CHAOS STITCH
TOGETHER CALLED
AFRICA,AFRICAN,AFRICAN
AMERICAN AND NEGRO
NONE OF THESE WERE YOUR NAME.
EVERYTHING YOU TOOK AWAY
FROM ME CAN NOT
BUY YOU PEACE.CONTINUE TO
STRIP ME OF MY
VIRTUE.SENTENCE ME TO
DEATH.WHILE MY VOICE
FILL THE JAIL YOU BUILT WITH MY
SWEAT.
ONE THING IS CERTAIN YOU CAN
NOT STOP THE
RAGE AND UPRISING I WILL SPREAD
IN CITIES
OF THE WORLD.
LISTEN TO THE VOICE BEHIND THE
DARKNESS.

Human Husbandry

It was not always like this,
nature, granted to offer
bliss.
A few centuries back,
life on our paradise was
black.
And God made man in his
own image,
and man thought his fellow
was garbage.
So the white man travelled
thousand of miles nautical,
just to put a human lie to
an order biblical.
And to think he bore a bible
for black eyes to see,
and to think he conspired
with this very seal.
Animal husbandry is not
amiss,
but human husbandry was
not so seen.
Mark you! the story I tell,
was not just of foreign hell.
Some warriors, now turn
stones,
were culprits over their
brothers bones.
They waged wars to waste
their fellows,
kill,capture and cage them
like felons
.
So was the evil which
Badagry housed,
before a bright day when
the fire doused
.
Was a clasp of colours,
white and black,
a handshake of two soiled
hands
.
One willy, white, wavering,
wicked and wayward,
the other brutish, black, bad
and backward
.
Did it not start with Henry
the navigator,
who had the souls of adder
and alligator
.
In the course of his wide
and wild wandering,
sent demons on seafaring.
So from Hell and Portugal,
the hosts of Hades
happened on Africa
.
They saw strength in black
untold,
and their rile-reel began to
unfold
.
These blacks would be good
beasts,
for farms and hard chores
on list
.
They took a set sample to
their home,
and so the spirit of man
was on hold.
Before a spit could land and
dry,
hordes of raiders rode from
Europe to try.
Never mind that the African
sun could fry,
never mind that the Atlantic
tide could rise so high.
After they dropped the
mask of Christ,
which they first wore to
stage the heist.
They sold guns, booze and
mirrors to morons
,
and took flesh, lives, bloods
and active hormones
.
To work the strange icy
fields,
far away in West Indies.
That was the foundation of
men’s sale,
and the same spring caught
in it a wail.
To plant and pull in
America,
while sprayed and jaded
they left Africa
.
At the end of it, half a
million blacks,
had been hunted, killed,
and caught in fact.
Just from the Badagry coast
alone,
not counting or costing the
Calabar drove.
When they yank babes off
mothers’ bosom
,
ending the course of natural
blossom.
They tied knaves’ neck with
iron rope,
designed to leave the mind
in a grope
.
Apart from the lace on their
necks,
on their legs are metal
anklets
.
One heavy step after
another,
they walked on fire and
pain and seldom faltered
.
For to falter was to fall,
and to fall was to be felled.
You could not dare to dash
for freedom,
large canines abound to
devour.
Or on a lone tree,
a man is freed
.
Tied, staked awkwardly,
so the harm comes bodily.
Till the ghost flees to
serenity,
from the hold of man’s
insanity.
For stubborn slaves, there is
a pin,
which is designed to tame
and rein in
.
One painful jab,
One painful stab.
And some were known to
have bled,
bled all the way to their
death
.
After force enforces calm,
and only eyes-daggers rule
the camp
.
There is one more tale to
tell,
that of the spirit
attenuation well
.
But before that, here was
how they drank,
one metal bowl for file and
rank.
And all must lap like lame,
heads clashing and iron
cutting like blade
.
Before assuaging the blood
thirst,
the bowl builds blood first
.
From the contribution of
contending slaves
,
for failure to drink might be
the end of such loaves
.
Since the water came only
once,
the water which for blood
swaps
.
Now what do you know of
attenuation,
let me save you the pains of
contemplation.
For you to understand this
thing,
we must course back to the
15th century Latin.

The Home-call

A message from the far country,
Meant for the world;
Read by millions;
Believed by the humble;
Prayed about by the wise.
Though,
Seas shall be crossed;
Islands explored;
Knowledge multiplied;
Wisdom form a pyramid;
All souls,
shall outlive the sun,
Human spirit,
will never sail into extinction.
In a country,
In a year,
In a day,
In a place,
the body and soul shall separate.
No complaint,
No excuse,
No appeal,
No lying-lawyer,
All souls shall answer the home-call.
The beautiful for the ugly earth,
The high for the dust below,
Dust back to the dust,
But the soul flies away.
The last drama,
For the deceased to sit quietly,
As if alive under the word,
“Obituary”,
And honoured with “Late”,
The 4-letter title that follows suit,
For the rest of eternity.
To tell every man,
That can read,
That he was once a dweller,
Of this patched land,
Fragile and limited,
As birds of passage,
Accorded but with a fleeting glory.
Arise,
The sun is setting,
Darkness is coming,
Take advantage,
Grasp opportunity,
It has been religion,
All the while,
Now it’s time,
For true salvation,
Now is making holiness your heartbeat,
Get enlisted for heaven,
While salvation is cheap,
And your spirit is willing.
So,
I’ve been told,
Soon i inhaled earth’s air,
Long Long Long Time Ago,
The story of the Home-call.

Our Decree II

The hate will blind them totally,
and never shall they see that
from their conflicts we emerge
as their rulers.
They will be busy killing each
other.
They will bathe in their own
blood and kill their neighbours
for as long as we see fit.
We will benefit greatly from this,
for they will not see us, for
they cannot see us.
We will continue to prosper from
their wars and their deaths.
We shall repeat this over and
over until our ultimate goal is
accomplished.
We will continue to make them
live in fear and anger though
images and sounds.
We will use all the tools we have
to accomplish this.
The tools will be provided by
their labour.
We will make them hate
themselves and their neighbours.
We will always hide the divine
truth from them, that we are
all one.
This they must never know!
They must never know that
color is an illusion, they must
always think they are not equal.
Drop by drop, drop by drop we
will advance our goal.
We will take over their land,
resources and wealth to
exercise total control over them.
We will deceive them into
accepting laws that will steal the
little freedom they will have.
We will establish a money system
that will imprison them forever,
keeping them and their children
in debt.
When they shall ban together,
we shall accuse them of crimes
and present a different story to
the world for we shall own all
the media.
We will use our media to control
the flow of information and their
sentiment in our favour.
When they shall rise up against
us we will crush them like
insects, for they are less than
that.
They will be helpless to do
anything for they will have no
weapons.
We will recruit some of their
own to carry out our plans, we
will promise them eternal life,
but eternal life they will never
have for they are not of us.
The recruits will be called
“initiates” and will be
indoctrinated to believe false
rites of passage to higher
realms.
Members of these groups will
think they are one with us
never knowing the truth.
They must never learn this
truth for they will turn against
us.
For their work they will be
rewarded with earthly things
and great titles, but never will
they become immortal and join
us, never will they receive the
light and travel the stars.
They will never reach the higher
realms, for the killing of their
own kind will prevent passage to
the realm of enlightenment.
This they will never know.
The truth will be hidden in their
face, so close they will not be
able to focus on it until its too
late.
Oh yes, so grand the illusion of
freedom will be, that they will
never know they are our slaves.
When all is in place, the reality
we will have created for them
will own them.
This reality will be their prison.
They will live in self-delusion.
When our goal is accomplished a
new era of domination will begin.
Their minds will be bound by
their beliefs, the beliefs we have
established from time immemorial.
But if they ever find out they
are our equal, we shall perish
then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER
KNOW.
If they ever find out that
together they can vanquish us,
they will take action.
They must never, ever find out
what we have done, for if they
do, we shall have no place to
run, for it will be easy to see
who we are once the veil has
fallen.
Our actions will have revealed
who we are and they will hunt
us down and no person shall
give us shelter.
This is the secret covenant by
which we shall live the rest of
our present and future lives, for
this reality will transcend many
generations and life spans.
This covenant is sealed by blood,
our blood. We, the ones who
from heaven to earth came.
This covenant must NEVER, EVER
be known to exist.
It must NEVER, EVER be written
or spoken of for if it is, the
consciousness it will spawn will
release the fury of the PRIME
CREATOR upon us and we shall
be cast to the depths from
whence we came and remain
there until the end time of
infinity itself.

Our Decree I

THIS IS OUR DECREE
An illusion it will be, so large, so
vast it will escape their
perception.
Those who will see it will be
thought of as insane.
We will create separate fronts
to prevent them from seeing
the connection between us.
We will behave as if we are not
connected to keep the illusion
alive.
Our goal will be accomplished one
drop at a time so as to never
bring suspicion upon ourselves.
This will also prevent them from
seeing the changes as they
occur.
We will always stand above the
relative field of their experience
for we know the secrets of the
absolute.
We will work together always
and will remain bound by blood
and secrecy. Death will come to
he who speaks.
We will keep their lifespan short
and their minds weak while
pretending to do the opposite.
We will use our knowledge of
science and technology in subtle
ways so they will never see
what is happening.
We will use soft metals, aging
accelerators and sedatives in
food and water, also in the air.
They will be blanketed by
poisons everywhere they turn.
The soft metals will cause them
to lose their minds.
We will promise to find a cure
from our many fronts, yet we
will feed them more poison.
The poisons will be absorbed
trough their skin and mouths,
they will destroy their minds and
reproductive systems.
From all this, their children will
be born dead, and we will
conceal this information.
The poisons will be hidden in
everything that surrounds them,
in what they drink, eat, breathe
and wear.
We must be ingenious in
dispensing the poisons for they
can see far.
We will teach them that the
poisons are good, with fun
images and musical tones.
Those they look up to will help.
We will enlist them to push our
poisons.
They will see our products being
used in film and will grow
accustomed to them and will
never know their true effect.
When they give birth we will
inject poisons into the blood of
their children and convince them
its for their help.
We will start early on, when
their minds are young, we will
target their children with what
children love most, sweet things.
When their teeth decay we will
fill them with metals that will kill
their mind and steal their
future.
When their ability to learn has
been affected, we will create
medicine that will make them
sicker and cause other diseases
for which we will create yet
more medicine.
We will render them docile and
weak before us by our power.
They will grow depressed, slow
and obese, and when they come
to us for help, we will give them
more poison.
We will focus their attention
toward money and material
goods so they many never
connect with their inner self.
We will distract them with
fornication, external pleasures
and games so they may never
be one with the oneness of it
all.
Their minds will belong to us and
they will do as we say.
If they refuse we shall find ways
to implement mind-altering
technology into their lives. We
will use fear as our weapon.
We will establish their
governments and establish
opposites within.
We will own both sides.
We will always hide our objective
but carry out our plan.
They will perform the labour for
us and we shall prosper from
their toil.
Our families will never mix with
theirs.
Our blood must be pure always,
for it is the way.
We will make them kill each
other when it suits us.
We will keep them separated
from the oneness by dogma and
religion.
We will control all aspects of
their lives and tell them what to
think and how.
We will guide them kindly and
gently letting them think they
are guiding themselves.
We will foment animosity
between them through our
factions.
When a light shall shine among
them, we shall extinguish it by
ridicule, or death, whichever
suits us best.
We will make them rip each
other’s hearts apart and kill
their own children.
We will accomplish this by using
hate as our ally, anger as our
friend.